Most of the women who appear in statues aren’t exactly hot; what they are is very naked… El Club de la Comedia.
Coral Gables, Florida (VIP-WIRE) – Those hideous things people wear on their heads—which are in fashion now—have always been referred to with horror as *tomuzas*…
Sent to me by Raúl Tello
– Hello? Yeah?
– Hi, my little one. It’s Dad. Is Mom near the phone?
– No, Mom’s up in bed with Uncle Roberto.
A brief pause, and the dad says:
– My love, you don’t have an uncle named Roberto.
– Yes I do, he’s in bed with Mom; he told me not to bother them for a bit.
– Hmm… Okay, I want you to do this: Leave the phone on the table, run up to Mom’s room, bang on the door, and shout that Dad’s car is pulling into the garage.
– Okay, Dad, hang on a sec.
Minutes later, the girl returns to the phone:
– Done, Dad.
– And what happened, sweetheart?
– Well, Mom got nervous, jumped out of bed naked, and ran around the room screaming. She tripped on the rug, hit her head on the nightstand, and is lying on the floor. She isn’t moving.
– Oh, damn!…
– And what happened to Uncle Roberto?
– He jumped out of bed, naked… He was scared, so he dove out the back window into the pool—but there was no water because you drained it to paint it. He hit his head on the bottom, and… he isn’t moving.
A long pause.
The dad says: But we don’t have a pool… Are you Mariana, my daughter?!
– Oh, no!… You’ve got the wrong person.
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A Nurse? What For?
The doctor has just operated on the patient and visits him in the recovery room. After examining him, he says:
“I’m going to send a nurse to see you tonight.”
“Better make it another day, Doc, because I’m in a lot of pain today!”
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Women have closets full of “I don’t know what to wear…
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Eve: “Honey, do you love me?”
Adam: “Weeeell, I don’t have much of a choice.”
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“Why did you stop seeing Juanilla?”
“Because she eats her friends.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, she told me: ‘I love you very much, but to eat, as I do with friends.’”
Thanks to life, for giving me so much, including a reader like you.
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