Say Fans of the Team Acquired for $18,000 and Now Valued at $7.5 Billion The two most important things in my life: Being born and buying the Yankees… George Steinbrenner. When the Yankees aren't in the World Series, it doesn't...

My admired Aaron: I can't make heads or tails of your willingness to participate in the so-called World Series; much less why the Yankees would accept it. Not only are you coming off an elbow injury, but you're the type...

I'm so tired of resting so much!… Yogi Berra. I love men who are rich before they get rich… La Pimpi. Coral Gables, Florida, (VIP WIRE) - Like every Wednesday, today is Mail Day. Please, if you write to me,...

When there were still innocents, today was 'Fools' Day'… La Pimpi. Coral Gables, Florida (VIP-WIRE) - The Pink Panther isn't the same as Pink the Panther… La Pimpi. It seems like his problem was his fibula, but no… La Pimpi....

Baseball is better than sex. And I'm here to prove it to you. Furthermore, the Yankees were born from the hand of gambling politicians. Coral Gables, Florida (VIP-WIRE). - Sunday question, the answer to which gives baseball a total victory...

Rabbits are the happiest creatures in the world, because there are so many of them, and there are so many of them because they have such a happy time… Joey Adams Coral Gables, Florida (VIP-WIRE) - Today, like every Tuesday...

Joking around is very important, but it takes years of learning… Sing Yang Wong. Coral Gables, Florida (VIP-WIRE) - Bobby Brown, who studied medicine while playing third base and shortstop for the Yankees, used to say: “Yogi Berra and I...

The difference between the minors and the Major Leagues is that here the grass is greener, the sun isn't as strong, and the dirt isn't as filthy… Nick Kurtz (Athletics). Coral Gables, Florida (VIP-WIRE) - Today, like every Wednesday, is...

Soldiers in the Hall of Fame, Including Bob Feller, Yogi Berra, and 62 Others Coral Gables, Florida (VIP-WIRE) - There is peace between Israel and Gaza. It is hoped, and prayed, that there will soon be peace between Russia and...

My beloved Aaron: I'd gladly give you five of my 10 World Series rings. But that wouldn't solve anything. The problem is that you haven't been able to win a single one, being who you are, a baseball superstar and...