Coral Gables, Florida (VIP-WIRE)
“Please take a picture of me that won’t cost me much…”
And the condemned man photographed me from the neck down…
-ooo-
Question of the Week: We live in an era where every nine batter in every Major League Baseball lineup thinks they’re home run hitters. But there’s one home run record that’s unbeatable. Do you remember it?
The Answer: That unbeatable record is for inside-the-park home runs, with 55 in his career, held by Jesse Burkett since 1905, when he retired after playing 16 seasons with five teams. He was a left fielder, a left-handed hitter. He also hit 20 more home runs, finished with a .338 batting average, 952 RBIs, and 389 stolen bases.
CHRISTMAS IS HERE!
Mets owner Steve Cohen, a former national poker champion in high school, is still pursuing plans to build two casinos next to Citi Field. But in the meantime, he’s hosting a Christmas Day celebration this morning, Thursday, from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., for 140 underprivileged elementary school children in Queens.
There will be breakfast and Christmas music, plus a great special show for children…You’re doing well, boys, you’re doing well!
SALVADOR CAN
I’m surprised that some people think Salvador Pérez should be kept silent, no matter what the busybodies say. He has the right to protest, stating that current Venezuelan baseball announcers and commentators shouldn’t have an opinion “because they’ve never held a bat”… and because they’re terrible on the air.
-ooo-
The gynecologist to his young patient:
“Miss, have you ever had a test like the one I just gave you before?”
“Of course, doctor… but never by a doctor.”
-ooo-
BETWEEN LAWYERS
Some lawyers from Philadelphia tried to raise an alarm by announcing that the Dodgers would go bankrupt because they owe certain players $1.6 billion until 2047, 22 years!
Of course, the guys don’t realize that team is valued at 4.8 billion… And the Yankees at 8.2 trillion…
-OOO-
“Mom, Mommy, is it true that we descended from monkeys?”
“Oh, my daughter!…: On your father’s side, yes…”
Thanks to life for giving me so much, including a reader like you.
@juanvene5
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Coral Gables, Florida (VIP-WIRE).
“ Please take a picture of me that won’t cost me much…”
And the condemned man photographed me from the neck down…
-ooo-
Question of the Week: We live in an era where every nine batter in every Major League Baseball lineup thinks they’re home run hitters. But there’s one home run record that’s unbeatable. Do you remember it?
The Answer: That unbeatable record is for inside-the-park home runs, with 55 in his career, held by Jesse Burkett since 1905, when he retired after playing 16 seasons with five teams. He was a left fielder, a left-handed hitter. He also hit 20 more home runs, finished with a .338 batting average, 952 RBIs, and 389 stolen bases.
CHRISTMAS IS HERE!
Mets owner Steve Cohen, a former national poker champion in high school, is still pursuing plans to build two casinos next to Citi Field. But in the meantime, he’s hosting a Christmas Day celebration this morning, Thursday, from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., for 140 underprivileged elementary school children in Queens.
There will be breakfast and Christmas music, plus a great special show for children…You’re doing well, boys, you’re doing well!
SALVADOR CAN
I’m surprised that some people think Salvador Pérez should be kept silent, no matter what the busybodies say. He has the right to protest, stating that current Venezuelan baseball announcers and commentators shouldn’t have an opinion “because they’ve never held a bat”… and because they’re terrible on the air.
-ooo-
The gynecologist to his young patient:
“Miss, have you ever had a test like the one I just gave you before?”
“Of course, doctor… but never by a doctor.”
-ooo-
BETWEEN LAWYERS
Some lawyers from Philadelphia tried to raise an alarm by announcing that the Dodgers would go bankrupt because they owe certain players $1.6 billion until 2047, 22 years!
Of course, the guys don’t realize that team is valued at 4.8 billion… And the Yankees at 8.2 billion…
-OOO-
“Mom, Mommy, is it true that we descended from monkeys?”
“Oh, my daughter!…: On your father’s side, yes…”
Thanks to life for giving me so much, including a reader like you.
@juanvene5
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